Camila Alves

Former host of Shear Design on BRAVO (I realize I'm probably the only person who watched it) and wife of Matthew McConaughey looked divine last night at The Oscars. Her dress reminds me a lil of my wedding dress. But in stark white. And for those of you wondering, I have ZERO cleavage. So, it didn't look too risque for a wedding, promise.
For the record:

I was covered.

Sorry Charlie

I'm sure y'all have heard and seen the disaster that is Charlie Sheen as of late. (Calling people 'turds!' That's just disgusting) Now he wants 3 million bucks per episode to return to 2 1/2 Men. Uh, okay. Rumor has it that Les Moonves (who runs CBS) is in talks with John Stamos to take Mr. Sheen's place. He wouldn't play his character but rather a new main character...I think it could work. I like me some John Stamos. Remember when he flew all night to Australia and then went directly on a talk show drunky?! High-larious.

Bethenny Ever After

Premieres tonight on BRAVO. Bethenny and Jason were in Miami earlier for the South Beach Food and Wine Festival.

DROOL BRITANNIA

PROUD TO BE BRITISH

My Best Dressed

Honorable Mention: Mila Kunis in Elie Saab

Honorable Mention: Givenchy Haute Couture. Cate Blanchett is amazing. That's all. If you don't like it, totally cool but you have to respect the art! Well, you don't have to, but, you should...

Honorable Mention: Helen Mirren in Vivienne Westwood Couture

MY BEST DRESSED! Gwyneth Paltrow in Calvin Klein. Amazing. Modern. Glorious. Love. Love.

James & Anne

What did you think about the James and Anne hosting job last night? I thought Anne was high-spirited and giggly, uh, because she had to be and I thought James may've been stoned. Just saying. The most amazing feat for me was how Rachel Zoe's team changed Anne into 5 or 6 different gowns during commercial breaks. Pretty good. Different hair, flawless makeup and Anne didn't even break a sweat. I think I was expecting more so I wasn't too excited about the outcome. Oh well. I'm sure it's hard to host The Oscars.