I had to re-read the headline on POPEATER about 60 times before I realized it was real. Simon van Kempen has gleefully unleashed his debut single, 'I Am Real,' a bass-thumping, synth-heavy dance track filled with defiant lyrics aimed at "cheeky tongue waggers." Uh, okay Simon. Released a single, ey? Interesting. I don't want to listen to it yet because I'm sure him and his gorgeous, uh, wife will be popping up on Watch What Happens and I want to see it LIVE. Or do I? Yes, I do I think...