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Dyer Circumstances- LONDON BOULEVARD Review

Off the back of such screenwriting successes as Kingdom of Heaven and The Departed, the latter of which won him an Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay, William Monahan makes his directorial debut with London Boulevard. To say it's a letdown is understating it- if it weren't for Monahan's name, and the cast that he attracted, this would be a Danny Dyer film.

Colin Farrell stars as Mitchell, a gangster who's just served time in Pentonville prison. Upon his release, he's determined to go straight. A veritable clusterfuck of complications get in the way of this, including the murder of his homeless best mate, a feud with a big-fish gangster called Gant and the various troubles of his alcoholic sister. All of this conflicts with his new job as security for Charlotte, a reclusive starlet who has the paparazzi after her.

Monahan writes from Ken Bruen's novel of the same name, which was based loosely on Sunset Boulevard. From Billy Wilder's film, to Bruen's book to Monahan's film is like playing Six Degrees of Separation. For instance, Monahan's Charlotte is de-aged considerably, from her mid-50s in the book to Keira Knightley in the film. Is that a narrative decision, or a commercial desire to cast a more comely female lead? It matters not a jot, because whatever you've seen in the trailer, London Boulevard is far too busy to be about a trifling thing like a woman.

The script is a mess that tries to encompass the conflicting interests of Gant the gangster and Charlotte the starlet and Jordan, her live-in luvvie, and Joe the homeless bloke and Briony the booze-addled sister and Raju the doctor and alllllll of those different elements combust around each other for the film's 104 minutes. The trouble is, that at some point in the story, you'd hope that it would start to matter.

Instead, it traipses along in a permanent state of the preliminary. Any two of these plots together, for the whole movie, could have been the first twenty minutes or so of a much better crime drama. With everything heaped on top of everything else like some giant game of Jenga where the blocks are all crime movie tropes and broad character stereotypes, it's just unlikeable. This only makes it harder to enjoy once it falls into both visual and verbal profanity in the closing movements.

In all senses, the cast elevate it. Instead of Danny Dyer, we get Colin Farrell, continuing his streak of lending his name to more mid-range projects, albeit one with a lauded screenwriter at the helm. Mitchell seems curiously fond of violence for someone who's so determined to go legit, so that performance, though fine, doesn't really ring true. The other highlights are Keira Knightley in one of her best performances and David Thewlis in a scene-stealing supporting role, but like Farrell, they pale next to the general failure of the script and direction.

The editing is jumpy, with clumsy transitions that leap all over the great and apparently grimy city of London. There are huge tonal shifts in the process of Monahan chasing the feel of British crime thrillers from the 60s and 70s, being gritty and stomach-turning while still very cool and retro in some scenes, and then becoming a caper in the next minute by dressing Eddie Marsan up as a pre-Life on Mars copper. The rest is largely tired stuff that we've seen before. Oh look, Ray Winstone's a gangster! He looks really bloody bored, as well.

It seemed baffling to me that an Oscar winning screenwriter could turn out London Boulevard, especially right after The Departed. It starts out strong enough, but then carries on at the same pace irrespective of actually being any good. Then I saw an interview he did where he explained, "In all honesty a gangster picture was the easiest kind of film for me to get made." That certainly explains what feels like a huge lack of passion behind this film, which has been overblown above its proper place as a direct-to-DVD gangster thriller by the prestige of its misplaced cast and crew.

London Boulevard is now showing in cinemas nationwide.
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If you've seen London Boulevard, why not share your comments below? If the forthcoming reviews by professional critics are more kind to this film than I because of who's behind it, it'll be with the same blind fervour that Danny Dyer talks about Outlaw.

I'm Mark the mad prophet, and until next time, don't watch anything I wouldn't watch.

The Colin Song

The tenuous link between two of this week's releases-Oscar-winning character piece Crazy Heart and Irish fantasy-drama Ondine- is that they both prominently feature singing and Colin Farrell. The Irish actor is something of a paradox in that his heyday was in 2003, and yet the films he's made since have arguably been better. Except for Alexander, which would be unforgivable if it weren't for his career-best performance in In Bruges. So while I'm hardly a fan, I had to give these two films a go.

As something of a regular disclaimer, it's only my opinion here- others are available. As ever, mild spoilers may occur in the process of reviewing, but never so far as to spoil any major plot developments.
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In the week following Jeff Bridges' long-awaited Oscar win for Best Actor, Crazy Heart has made it into UK cinemas. Bridges plays Bad Blake, a country-western crooner who's past his best and finds himself with prolific health problems, related to his copious drinking and smoking. He traipses from gig to gig, making a living and trying to recall the glory days. Continually outshone by the more manufactured strains of his protรฉgรฉ, Tommy Sweet (Farrell), Bad considers writing some new songs instead of relying on his popular back-catalogue. He's further inspired by a journalist and her young daughter, who allow him into their lives and give him a chance to reconnect with people.

Outright, I'm going to reiterate what I've been saying since Sunday- Jeff Bridges' win is well-deserved. Not only for his long career, which I suspect factored into the Academy's decision in this particular year, but for the marvellous performance he gives here as Bad Blake. For an actor who's most distinctive to me and many others as the Dude in The Big Lebowski, this is an entirely tangible and relatable character. Bridges embodies Bad from the moment he hops out of his car after a long journey and pours a milk carton full of piss on the tarmac. Similarly, Maggie Gyllenhaal is excellent here, and the romantic chemistry between the two is electric, despite the massive age gap between the two. She was up for Best Supporting Actress, but lost to Mo'Nique for Precious (unfairly, I dare say). It's also great to see Robert Duvall, who also produces the film, doing films like this instead of Four Christmases, having been the best part of most of Francis Ford Coppola's films back in the 1970s.

Some of Crazy Heart's critics have suggested it has a cosmetic similarity to The Wrestler, but with country music instead of heel-smacking, forehead-stapling sport. I'd disagree on that count, but would say that it's more similar to another Oscar favourite this year, Up in the Air. Like Clooney's Ryan Bingham in that film, Bad Blake is travelling so often that he can't really form or maintain relationships. But where Clooney slipped away to flirt with Vera Farmiga, Bridges contents himself by shagging groupies he meets at gigs, more advanced in years though they are. And those gigs come across well too- both Bridges, and latterly Colin Farrell, perform their own songs rather than lip-synching or using ADR, which is always good when actors play musicians. Unless, so I'm told, you're Pierce Brosnan in Mamma Mia.

Crazy Heart is engaging enough that you forget Bad Blake isn't a real person, which is more than I can say of most musical biopics, never mind other such character studies. It's bolstered tremendously by Jeff Bridges, whose tortured soul of a musician is still a million miles away from the slightly similar character played by Mickey Rourke a year or so ago. Bad is a magnetic character, and has a great dynamic with Gyllenhaal's Jean too. Country music isn't my thing, but the soundtrack is excellent too. And if the best sports films make you care even when you don't give a shit about the sport, then this is a musical drama par excellence.
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Colin Farrell takes a more central role in Ondine, where he plays Syracuse, a fisherman and recovering alcoholic who catches an unconscious woman in his trawler's nets just off the coast of his small Irish hometown. Unable to remember who she is and how she came to her current predicament, she adopts the name Ondine, meaning "she came from the water." When she reveals an unusual talent for singing fishes into Syracuse's nets, she enchants his disabled young daughter, Annie. Annie is convinced that Ondine is a selkie- a mythical creature who can live on the land for several years at a time, unless her subterranean spouse claims her back. Selkie or not, someone is coming for Ondine.

Sound familiar? Wondering if I've reviewed this already? Yes, it's Ponyo for grown-ups! But it does manage to be a superior film too, at the very least because it's not nearly as shrill as the dubbed version of Miyazaki's film. It's a well crafted and gorgeously shot folk-tale of a film, that straddles fantasy and drama with only slight unease. With a 12A certificate, it's occasionally shooting for the younger audience, but it also allows for copious swimming scenes with ingรฉnue Alicja Bachleda stripping to her pants, which director Neil Jordan brings forward with gusto. The more rational of the two proffered explanations for Ondine's origins is also on the more adult side of things. To that end, a stock Romanian baddy comes stalking around the small town, slightly reminiscently of Christopher Fulford in Danny Boyle's Millions, another film which married a fledgling crime thriller storyline with a child's perspective on matters.

There's certainly nothing so remarkable as In Bruges from Farrell here, but then it doesn't have to be the best thing he's ever done, and fair play to him for the presumable influence of his star power in getting this film to the screen. Bachleda is appropriately dainty as the title character, although perhaps the tone might have came off better if she weren't so sexualised by Jordan's lens. Elsewhere, Stephen Rea, Dervla Kirwan and Tony Curran all make fleeting appearances as the townspeople with the appropriate level of befuddlement that Ponyo was missing. But the most charming performance on show is by young Alison Barry as Annie, who more or less clarifies Bachleda's airy ambiguity and keeps the central enigma engaging to the audience.

Clinging like a barnacle to a typical three-act structure, Ondine is still a very likable and enchanting film from a country that rarely seems to make a big noise in the cinema unless they're offended by Leap Year. Like its central character, it's alluring irrespective of its origin, and my big failing here is that I saw it so late in the week it was screening in cinemas. In the shadow of the following week's releases from directors like Paul Greengrass and Martin Scorcese, it seems like this is destined to be a one-week engagement for most cinemas. In the hope that it's more broadly seen later on DVD, I can heartily recommend this feast of charm and whimsy, even if it's a bit difficult to discern its target audience.
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Still to come, probably over the course of this weekend, are Green Zone and Shutter Island, both of which seem a little more intense than either of these films. But if you've seen Crazy Heart or Ondine, why not share your comments on the films and/or the reviews below?

I'm Mark the mad prophet, and until next time, don't watch anything I wouldn't watch.

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