Bravo has ordered new seasons of Bethenny Ever After (super!), Tabatha's Salon Takeover (love it!), Top Chef Just Desserts (yay! Gail!), The Real Housewives of Atlanta (blonk!) and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (best ever!). Plus, which Project Runway and Rachel Zoe Project personalities just got spinoffs? Project Runway drag-queen-dress designer Chris March is getting his own show, called Mad Fashion, remember him? A large funny dude with lotsa attitude, hilarious, and sweet. Nice combo. The other star getting his own show is Rachel Zoe's former assistant Brad Goreski, soon to be the lead of It's a Brad Brad World. Not sure how I feel...I loved him WITH Rachel, but, on his own? Not sure. I do welcome more bowties and leather jackets though. Here are some more NEW BRAVO SHOWS: Miss Advised is about three single relationship experts having to sometimes take their own medicine; The Therapists is about shrinks having to sometimes have to take their own medicine; and Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis is about remodeling your house and your state of mind simultaneously. Huh. Not sure. I'll have to judge after one or two episodes. The thing about BRAVO shows is the people they surround themselves with (the "stars") are more interesting than they are most of the time! If it weren't for the best buddies, the housekeepers, the nannies, and a few gay hairdressers and stylists, the shows MIGHT not work! Who knows? I'm sure I'll watch every single crap show they put on that network, it doesn't matter. I'm sick.